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GoldenCobra1992

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Seriously H@RDD!!!

(You can he@r her saying PAIN in the main menu music)
You know ^what's pain??? Idk... BUTT IN @ctuality, @fter @ll thA p@IN, you flourish h@rd@r... Still, no P@IN!!!

5/5 Game, I will try easier settings and work my way up, I know I'm excellent at music rhythm games... (H@TE THE ROCK MUSIC (Not my fortay, still better than nothing though) , I'M GANG GANG G@NG!!! ELECTRONIC OR GANGSTA GANGSTA MUSIC G)

D1rt D1rrty
(I love the way she crosses her legs sitting on dat @ss, cute character design, pretty dress, cute style, attracts the eyes/mind that is FOR SURE)

Surprised Pico didn't get shot at or get bladed by that girl in blue. Still, that kush is still in the game, wonderful.

5/5 Love really does conquer ALL. Without love, no one is anything. No gun blasting in this game, still was a nice sight. Finish Pico 2? Gangsters are way harder than rockstars, WAY MORE DOPE Easily.

I feel like you're calling me a cock roach. I'm kind and try to help others with the best of my ability. (I'd probably fuck you up in a fight)

That was a pretty shitty game, sorry to say. Though it had some funny things in it, still. Controls were awful, boss didn't do anything, the platforming was awful, then you tell me to get a life, you a bitch lol jk.

conarpizzaman responds:

fair, but i made this game to be "shitty" on purpose, i made it within 30 minutes for a challenge, i hope you weren't expecting much lol. sorry though dawg, this is the newgrounds 'new' section.

Fun little game, got to the end with it saying (30 seconds until self destruction) or something like that, and nothing was happening, I just kept going right and won. Still was a little fun game, I enjoyed it. I like the art style and sounds used, like a little Mario clone but sort of for Atari.

Like a Left 4 Dead 3 clone. (Nah)

dark-spit responds:

never played left for dead 1, 2 or 3

*Spoilers*

Great game that broke the 4th wall well. I had fun playing this, the first part of the game is basic card gameplay, then with a little more exploring, you walk out of the village into a forest and into an abandoned building, finding your dead uncle, then walk outside and you discover the second ending to this game. Still a really creative game with colorful graphics, I remember playing this front paged, fond memories.

3 and a half stars for easy medals.

Excellent

There were very few bugs, which was auctally a surprise for a game like this. If only there was:

-More levels, instead of just Bowsers Castle.
-More Bosses
-More Enemies, could of maybe added Green Koopas and Goombas.

This game was really fun, but pretty short. I had fun playing this. I hope to see a sequel.

I Can't Even Do This

I see nothing but the moving lines, I guess im really stupid. But I remeber playing a game like this before, and i got quite far on it, but I can't do nothing but cheat on this game cause I cant see nothing at all.

Maybe my friends can help me out, or not...

0/10

Evil-Dog responds:

interesting

I love art, there's a lot of artists/programmers I really like on newgrounds.

Age 31, Male

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